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# I've got
a used cuntplug on my face
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# fwapworthy.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Surely that just is your face?
SWISH.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# "SWISH" is the noise jokes make going over someone's head, no?
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# No, I just fell off my chair.
THUD.

It's a tall chair.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# how are you still typing if you did this?
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I have long arms.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# then why did you not stop typing and use them to arrest your fall?
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I would say because
then he would be standing on his hands and he can't type with his feet?
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I sure do got a bloody face

(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)