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# Jane Austen's workout. Guaranteed 100% Fonda-free.
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(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I am off to London tomorrow
and I am bricking it at the moment, as I've never done it on my own. Going by train
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# good luck
i hear london is full of muggers and rapists and flocks of wild beefeaters
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# You forgot
Terrorists.
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Pfft! to sodding "terrorists".
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# London is a pussycat.
But a pussycat with claws. Just be sensible with your stuff.

I've been away from her for so long that I feel like a stranger, but the instinct comes back pretty quick.

Just remember that most of the people you have to worry about aren't actually the Londerners themselves. It turns out that even those thieving bastards from Tunbridge Wells are allowed to ply their trade on the streets there.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# now you are putting the fear of god into me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Oh dear - I'm sorry!
Wallet = not in bum/hip pocket, nor in jacket pocket. Keep it in a zipped pocket if you can.

And above all, just be aware of what's going on around you.

This is the same advice for any large city. It's not scary at all - but it's bewildering and that's when you get targeted.

There's a few thousand Londoners laughing at me now I'm sure, (Hi Gill - I hope to see you in Omaha.).
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Heavy reading material . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Well she was a frail little thing, bless her.
And she lost almost all of her siblings to TB.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# All women should learn this movement.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# They all know it.
It's a question of whether they practice it.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# What a nice Fwapping action she has?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)