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# Next time take photos and flicker the event*.
Before they leave, and tell them you've done so.

*also the donation bowl


But then I'm a right bastard. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# That's not true!
I have you down as a cunt.

EDIT: But seriously. These people have jobs and they donated, on average, just under 40p each. Then sat shovelling as much food as possible (and they got through a hell of a lot) whilst watch children starving in Africa on TV!

There is one pound coin and all the rest are under 20p! I'm fucking livid!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I try riv', I really do. It just is a shit planet
filled with much much worse than I.

Top points for trying for a good cause.

on-edit: Indeed. You have every right and are correct. Selfish assholes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# I think I'll get an OBE for the collosal sum I raised:P
*effects Lizzie's voice*

Arise Sir riverghost. You have been recognised for you charitable work. Most notible is the sum of almost three pounds raised for Comic Relief
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Fucking cunts!
Horne and Corden that is, I couldn't give a shit about your donations ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Pfft!
Seriously though, what a bunch of cunts! How many kinds of quiche did you put out?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)
# One
Loraine, homefuckingmade too! I don't just make my quiches for anyone. Eight different types of crisp as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# You see,
that is where you went wrong!

I have a secret proof, that runs to 37 pages, that there is a direct correlation between the number of quiches laid on at charity buffets and the amount of money donated!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# I think you need to eppend your research
My quiches deserve their own volume. I'll have you know my quiches are award winning! Well OK it was my mum who won the award at the WI but it was my quiche the cheating biarch.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# YOU CAN NOT ARGUE WITH FACTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I MAEK SCIENCE QUINCES!
you can not argue with science!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Eating Quinces is bad for you!
cf. Genesis 3:22-24

And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:

Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.

So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.

CatholiceducationLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I may have quiches:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# and you honestly expected better?
the moral of the story is....

"lol"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)