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# This^^^^^
I ran out of ketchup the other day and ate some. It ruined my bacon sammidge :(

But then it got worse, my mum bought non-Heinz ketchup and it was the wrong viscosity for maximum enjoyment, and also, it was really cinnamony :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Oh for god sake. I hope you beat her!
Anyway why would you have HP in the house? You're not a Northerner are you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Thankfully not!
I think it was bought by my mums husband, who is a foreign.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Forrin!
He's not a mail order Northerner is he?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Yeah,
he was born outside the M25 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# i'm an HP girl
i'm fookin 'ard....not like those soft tomato guzzling southern english wimps who wear coats in the winter.

sneers and says pah!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# You're a girl?
*fawns*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# a woman actually
with humungous ones!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# *spluffs hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# hahaha
*points*

big ears!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I'll tell you what.
The Branston's Brown Sauce is really very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# i can't tell the difference between ketchups
i'd make a good mum
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# You meant shit mum!
You can tell the differences between ketchups though! You just don't realise it yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)