(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:23,
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A life
tragically cut short
(the wub- guide onion for the blind,
Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:26,
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Back to the pun drawing board for you sir!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:27,
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All these insensitive comments about Jade -
frankly I'm a-bald (appalled... oh never mind)
(the wub- guide onion for the blind,
Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:31,
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MEh
It was quite good until you felt the need to explain it:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:32,
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You think I can't pun,
I'll prove to you I can, sir.
(the wub- guide onion for the blind,
Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:35,
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If she was a cat
It would be nine lives used up now
(CanonCaliberA big bore,
Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:44,
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Your wit is razer sharp
(CanonCaliberA big bore,
Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:36,
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Yes buying/reading online the News of the World is very tasteless
shame on you
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:19,
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If it dumbs down any more
I'll be scratch and sniff.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:20,
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like back in the old days when people used newspaper as bogroll.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:24,
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That's not quite the case though
In those days they used it to put shit on.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:25,
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hahah
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:22,
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no, because I'm not in the habit of reading news of the world
so I appreciate this screenshot.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:22,
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I saw a tv show called "Jade: The Next Chapter" the other day
and thought, Christ that's going to be boring
(the wub- guide onion for the blind,
Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:28,
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She'll die as she lived,
and spend a long time afterwards doing the same as maggots feed on her useless flesh. (Other entertaining responses include but are not limited to, "The funny thing is I always said she was a cancer on society" and "Hah! Man-bear-pig has cancer!")
(GuineapiggyFuzzeh!,
Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:38,
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