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# Night all!
(Fly Projector, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:17, archived)
# Wheee!
Very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:21, archived)
# Consider yourself GAZZED mofo
what's the job? I hope it pays.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:44, archived)
# He needs to work out how to say "In capitalist USA, something does YOU"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:48, archived)
# in zombie russia, brain eat you!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:48, archived)
# I got a little red book at the car boot sale yesterday.
I've established so far that it's a CPSU Registration book, and the guy's from Belarus
but beyond that it's a mystery. I've scanned some pages which I'll post in a bit -
first I have to get off to work. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:01, archived)
# Gaz me whenever
I just hope it's not in Belorussian in which case the best I can do is type it out in cyrillic and feed it into google translate
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:09, archived)
# I want to say, "JUSHT BE CAREFUL WHATSH YOU SHOOT AT. SHOME SHINGS DON'T REACT TOO WELL TO BULLETSH!"
/Sean Connery
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:58, archived)
# Keep the nuclear poisons away from ex-KGB agents!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:46, archived)
# CYA
Fluffyfly!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:22, archived)
# Aww... what a cute little fellow
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:28, archived)
# awwwww
lovely!

I just spent half an hour looking back on today's archive, fuck that was grim
bring the fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:49, archived)
# 50% OF MARRIAGES END IN DEATH
THE OTHER HALF IN DIVORCE



YOU'RE FUCKED
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:52, archived)
# HAHAHA
These are good reasons not to get married. Listen to these words of wisdom.

Let it be
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:04, archived)
# Also: Non-smokers die at a pretty much equal rate as smokers
I don't think this warrants an explanation. I just wish we could call them "fags" in America too.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:14, archived)
# Perhaps it's a good thing that I can't see images hosted on b3ta
I may never know.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:52, archived)
# Have they made your position redundant yet?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:54, archived)
# That depends on your definition
I'm still getting paid
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 5:55, archived)
# Well I guess that's the main thing.
I thought you said that they were recruiting for your role
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:03, archived)
# They already did
they just don't have the balls to get rid of me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:15, archived)
# You're right.
We need to restore law, order and fluffiness back to the 0-6am shift. Actually this should be renamed to the "Down Under" shift.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:05, archived)
# Add a "and over the top" for Fly, pb and I, and I'd say yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:07, archived)
# Ok... how about the "colonial shift"
For former British colonies...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:09, archived)
# Might work, yes.
Doc and the other Yusains might deny it, but it applies there too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:14, archived)
# I THINK "FUN TIME" IS THE BEST DESCRIPTION
 
YOU KNOW, IN CONTRAST TO OTHER TIMES ON THIS BOARD WHICH CAN BE LESS FUN
BUT NOT SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME BECAUSE IT CAN GET QUITE VIOLENT AND ANGRY TOO
BUT STILL FUN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:22, archived)
# INDEED! FUN TIME IS FUNTIME!
Also
as the wise man sung /Anger is an energy/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:27, archived)
# ahhhahhhah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzNjmIWbns4
funny, I had "The Public Image" in my head at lunchtime.

also to the people who've been propagating Jozin z Bazin lately
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCu2XMTU76s

DAMN YOUR EYES
CATCHY TUNE IS CATCHY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:32, archived)
# That's fucking wonderful! Don't put it in a zoo, I'll keep him! ALSO
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:55, archived)
# Yeah Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
(Fly Projector, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:59, archived)
# Munama-rat-ah-tattat
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:15, archived)