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# Is Chutney a sex thang?
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# What?
Regards: Confused of Lincolnshire
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# no, too spicy and sticky
it stings the mimsy and gives you an unwanted wax job.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# and another way to get sweetcorn trapped under the foreskin
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# true.
but i have been told it's quite satisfying to give the old todger a gentle squeeze and watch the kernels shoot across the room.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# ha!
often thought that "imagine if you applied features of one part of your body to another" would make a good challenge.

a big roll top head foreskin would look great - good in the winter / inclement weather.

(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# but imagine what bald men would look like
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# well,
as a balding man, i find the thought comforting.

just don't get sunburn.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# only for earwigs
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)