Is Chutney a sex thang?
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Monty Propps,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:40,
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What?
Regards: Confused of Lincolnshire
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:40,
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no, too spicy and sticky
it stings the mimsy and gives you an unwanted wax job.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:41,
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and another way to get sweetcorn trapped under the foreskin
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:46,
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true.
but i have been told it's quite satisfying to give the old todger a gentle squeeze and watch the kernels shoot across the room.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:48,
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ha!
often thought that "imagine if you applied features of one part of your body to another" would make a good challenge.
a big roll top head foreskin would look great - good in the winter / inclement weather.
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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:50,
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but imagine what bald men would look like
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:50,
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well,
as a balding man, i find the thought comforting.
just don't get sunburn.
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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:56,
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only for earwigs
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:45,
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