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# Awful purchase in Tescos...
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(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Tiptree Organic Chutney
is super nom lully!

But I would not like a lemonturd
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Is Chutney a sex thang?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# What?
Regards: Confused of Lincolnshire
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# no, too spicy and sticky
it stings the mimsy and gives you an unwanted wax job.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# and another way to get sweetcorn trapped under the foreskin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# true.
but i have been told it's quite satisfying to give the old todger a gentle squeeze and watch the kernels shoot across the room.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# ha!
often thought that "imagine if you applied features of one part of your body to another" would make a good challenge.

a big roll top head foreskin would look great - good in the winter / inclement weather.

(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# but imagine what bald men would look like
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# well,
as a balding man, i find the thought comforting.

just don't get sunburn.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# only for earwigs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# the value range is cheaper
that's the one I always get, you compromise slightly on the taste but 8 out of 10 cats can't tell the difference
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Now tell us how it is made for next weeks compo...

”How foods are made!”
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I could
but I'd have to burn my eyes out...
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# DOES NOT WANT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# My grandmother used to make us tiny pots of lemon curd
So small, you could probably get through airport security with them.

Really nice, but REALLY SMALL!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# There is actually a good reason behind this
Home made Lemon Curd dosen't seem to last very long before going off. Smaller amounts better chance of using it all before it goes manky.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# That was made near me
therefore could contain my turd!

*looks for royalties*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)