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# News just in:
Pope reverses decree on condoms, so long as they are not worn on 'any naughty part of the body'.

What a dickhead...
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# well said
what an utter cunt the pope is. An UTTER cunt.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# He just wants to promote snowballing.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I had to google that...
Who takes time to draw an illustration for wikipedia!?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowballing_(sexual_practice)
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha
I don't think I'm going to click that while at work, thanks though.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# its quite artistically done
sex vector ftw!
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Your link is borked.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Right back atcha.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# One of my least favourite mental images.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# What?
Sucking pope-spunk out, or have pope-spunk sucked out?
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I hadn't even contemplated the spunk being his.
I will punish you for this.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# bwahahaha
It's probably special in some way. I'll write to the Vatican and ask them what the pope's spunk tastes like. I'm betting on "like creamed rice, except sweeter and a bit more popey"
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I know where you live.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# *hides*
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I also know where you work.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# "... and then I grabbed her boobies like this..."
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# HONK HONK!
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# That's a massive bitch.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Mother Superior.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Such a cool name.
If only I'd not have to give up sexytime to get it.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# He's reaching for imaginary boobies.
Immaculate pervert!
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)