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# The greatest writer
I've ever read
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I thought his arse was disappointing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# That crease where the staples go...
It was very deep.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I've never read his arse.
You had the braille version?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# That may be, but his vacuum cleaner has cobwebs on
and his missus can't make tea

/trufax
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# My dad went to a booksigning once. Apparently he's a bit moody.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# ^understatement of the year
/been to his house
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Well oh well Captain Namedrop, do tell.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# 1999, was part of a design team working on a project for him
Lovely chap, but very 'stubborn'. His house is very 'random' (akin to a student digs in terms of order) and his missus is a very 'shaky' woman, very nervous.
Couldn't work out how to make tea for 4 people, so brought in a kettle, teapot, milk, sugar etc, and left us to it
was an interesting project :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# that is the best way to make tea for people, else every one just moans about it being crap
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# come to think of it, she reminded me very much of Mrs. Doyle from Father Ted
/not necessarily the 'G'wan' bit, but the way she walked about with a tray of stuff in her hands.

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Did you go into his greenhouse?
How are the carnivorous plants?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I designed him a greenhouse ;)
//as part of a small design team working on it

/£80k one, at that
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Phwor, he likes his plants then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I've met him 3 times, he was smiley and happy to sign my books.
He has spooky eyes, like they were looking through my body and into my soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# probably started to get abit testy after his brain disolved.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)