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(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
#
terry?
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# terror?
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Terran?
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Terrapin?
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# indeed
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# nice one!
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# thank you :)
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# The greatest writer
I've ever read
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I thought his arse was disappointing.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# That crease where the staples go...
It was very deep.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I've never read his arse.
You had the braille version?
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# That may be, but his vacuum cleaner has cobwebs on
and his missus can't make tea

/trufax
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# My dad went to a booksigning once. Apparently he's a bit moody.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# ^understatement of the year
/been to his house
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Well oh well Captain Namedrop, do tell.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# 1999, was part of a design team working on a project for him
Lovely chap, but very 'stubborn'. His house is very 'random' (akin to a student digs in terms of order) and his missus is a very 'shaky' woman, very nervous.
Couldn't work out how to make tea for 4 people, so brought in a kettle, teapot, milk, sugar etc, and left us to it
was an interesting project :)
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# that is the best way to make tea for people, else every one just moans about it being crap
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# come to think of it, she reminded me very much of Mrs. Doyle from Father Ted
/not necessarily the 'G'wan' bit, but the way she walked about with a tray of stuff in her hands.

(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Did you go into his greenhouse?
How are the carnivorous plants?
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I designed him a greenhouse ;)
//as part of a small design team working on it

/£80k one, at that
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Phwor, he likes his plants then.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I've met him 3 times, he was smiley and happy to sign my books.
He has spooky eyes, like they were looking through my body and into my soul.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# probably started to get abit testy after his brain disolved.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)