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# I had a dream last night in which I invented a bacon plantation
The bacons were hanging in strips from low bushes. I had to find short people to help harvesting the bacon.

There was also a factory next to the plantation, but its use was not revealed in the dream.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
# you should get this on Dragon's Den
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# The view of the rolling fields of bacon was heartwarming

But now I think of it, they were just coffee bushes I saw in Costa Rica, and the bacons hung on clothes pegs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# The factory was built to
manufacture short people.
Fact(ory)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Ah, I like your thinking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# give us a job
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Sorry, I can only offer you a hand job.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# what if I just TAKE one!
*rapey foreplay *
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)