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# I heartily approve the industrial mincing* of Elton John
*yes, it was deliberate.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I like his music, does that make me Bad and Wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Not at all,
I was a fan back when he was still working with Bernie Taupin (spelling?), not so much now, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Burny Tarpaulin.
I have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Dear That's Life
how's about this for a silly name
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# excellent!
I want to make cockburnianus jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
how apt for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# But, but I rely on you for knowing things!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# This line, for instance, is just bloody classic:
"You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't sign up with you
I'm not a present for your friends to open
This boy's too young to be singing the blues"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Yes.
Yes it does.

And not in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Do you like his now stuff or his then stuff?
Cos I like some of his earlier stuff, but not the current so much. It all sounds the same.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I've not heard any of the now stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# The now stuff sounds like he's having a stroke
And not the fun sort
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Daniel is my favorite karaoke tune
though it must be sung in ANGRYVOICE.

The ANGRIER the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Apply this thinking liberally to everything
And you too can be Marylin Manson!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Angry AND constipated
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I like singing Madonna and Mariah classics
in a death metal grunt voice kind of style
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Snuff doing Tiffany's "I think we're alone now" is a classic.
It even has (relatively good!) vocal harmonies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I think people are entitled to a couple of musical sins

I tend to distrust people that tell me they never listen to popular/camp/funny stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# *hides Nik Kershaw CDs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Nothing wrong with Nik Kershaw.
Right, I'm back off to work. Bye peeps. xx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# *hangs onto the Cap's hand*
Can I come with? I'm bored at home....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Oh come on
Camp really, really bugs me. You're gay - I understand. I'm straight. I don't wander about going "OMG LOOK AT ME I'M SOOO STRAIGHT! HAHA! STRAIGHTNESS STRAIGHTNESS!"

Sorry.

I know camp doesn't necessarily equal gay, but it really, really gets on my tits.

/is still ill blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Que?

I play the Cheeky song about every forthnight, just to annoy my girlfriend.
Two weeks is just enough to get her off guard

/edit: but the funny thing is, we're starting to like the song. It's just so...'wtf'?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Sorry.
Just camp does my loaf in.

All the mincing and Graham Norton-esque stuff.

Bloody annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I'm more talking Richard Cheese here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Well that's more novelty lounge.
To me "camp" is ... well - what I've described above. "I'm free!" and all of that bollocks.

Mind, novelty music I only have limited time for, though "Cartman's Mom Is a Stupid Bitch (in E minor)" is a classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Okay, I think you have a point there

Yes, novelty music. For a limited time only.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I'm very partial
to Supertramp and ELO. There, I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# There you go.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Out of the Blue...
First Album I ever bought. On blue vinyl.

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# \o/
indeed! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)