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[challenge entry] Meaty goodness...

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(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# oh dear
oh dear oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# My religion tells me not to eat those
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# its genetically wrong
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# poofters?
sorry - members of the gay society?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# People of the gay persuation
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# * Puts his cock back away...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# IN YOUR OWN TROUSERS PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# *surprise skullfucks the lot of you*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# and you can get that thing out of my ear
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# *awards Griffy Savalas "best response of the day" award*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# back when I was a little girl
I would practise accepting this award in the bathroom mirror, and this would have been my mother's 1970s vibrating 'massager' I was holding.

Well this isn't a massager!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
You bad man...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# hey
I recently passed a CRB check!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# What does your attourney say though?
EDIT: Hahaha. Just saw an advert. Apparantly OK magazine is celebrating the 'amazing life of Jade Goodie'!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# "Take the fifth"
usually I expect
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I read that as "Take this filth"
And was mightily disappointed when I realised it didn't say that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Sue!
I hear Mediocre has a good man.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Boy, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# No man, Helen.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Helen Bach?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# He says fuck it
rent a convertible car and fill it with drugs. Looks like I'm going to need some guns too.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# You must give me his number.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# ^ FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# The word Faggot
said in an American accent is one of the few sounds that really makes me wince
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# As Korn said
I'm nothin' but a BAGUEEEEETTE

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
#
I'm just a pretty boy, whatever you call it
you wouldn't know a real man if you saw it.

/edit: ueh, those lyrics weren't aimed at you, m'dear ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# god yes
and "hiya" said in any outrageously camp voice. that has me grinding my teeth involuntarily. i can't watch alan carr on my dentist's orders now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# See also: fanny pack
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# ^an almight THIS^
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# coupled with all the other words made in an American accent:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# "erbs"
is one that gets on my wick. The word has an 'h' - look: herbs.

grrr... oh, and bayzil for "basil". That's annoying, too.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# 'erbs is fine if it's faux-Jamaican.
Anything faux Jamaican is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# If you're of the Caribbean
persuasion you're allowed to say it. This is true.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
#
A guilty laugh escaped from my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I heartily approve the industrial mincing* of Elton John
*yes, it was deliberate.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I like his music, does that make me Bad and Wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Not at all,
I was a fan back when he was still working with Bernie Taupin (spelling?), not so much now, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Burny Tarpaulin.
I have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Dear That's Life
how's about this for a silly name
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# excellent!
I want to make cockburnianus jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
how apt for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# But, but I rely on you for knowing things!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# This line, for instance, is just bloody classic:
"You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't sign up with you
I'm not a present for your friends to open
This boy's too young to be singing the blues"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Yes.
Yes it does.

And not in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Do you like his now stuff or his then stuff?
Cos I like some of his earlier stuff, but not the current so much. It all sounds the same.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I've not heard any of the now stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# The now stuff sounds like he's having a stroke
And not the fun sort
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Daniel is my favorite karaoke tune
though it must be sung in ANGRYVOICE.

The ANGRIER the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Apply this thinking liberally to everything
And you too can be Marylin Manson!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Angry AND constipated
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I like singing Madonna and Mariah classics
in a death metal grunt voice kind of style
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Snuff doing Tiffany's "I think we're alone now" is a classic.
It even has (relatively good!) vocal harmonies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I think people are entitled to a couple of musical sins

I tend to distrust people that tell me they never listen to popular/camp/funny stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# *hides Nik Kershaw CDs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Nothing wrong with Nik Kershaw.
Right, I'm back off to work. Bye peeps. xx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# *hangs onto the Cap's hand*
Can I come with? I'm bored at home....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Oh come on
Camp really, really bugs me. You're gay - I understand. I'm straight. I don't wander about going "OMG LOOK AT ME I'M SOOO STRAIGHT! HAHA! STRAIGHTNESS STRAIGHTNESS!"

Sorry.

I know camp doesn't necessarily equal gay, but it really, really gets on my tits.

/is still ill blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Que?

I play the Cheeky song about every forthnight, just to annoy my girlfriend.
Two weeks is just enough to get her off guard

/edit: but the funny thing is, we're starting to like the song. It's just so...'wtf'?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Sorry.
Just camp does my loaf in.

All the mincing and Graham Norton-esque stuff.

Bloody annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I'm more talking Richard Cheese here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Well that's more novelty lounge.
To me "camp" is ... well - what I've described above. "I'm free!" and all of that bollocks.

Mind, novelty music I only have limited time for, though "Cartman's Mom Is a Stupid Bitch (in E minor)" is a classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Okay, I think you have a point there

Yes, novelty music. For a limited time only.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I'm very partial
to Supertramp and ELO. There, I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# There you go.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Out of the Blue...
First Album I ever bought. On blue vinyl.

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# \o/
indeed! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# :o
you used the same mincer as me nice googling
b3ta.com/board/9286808
(??no-idea??, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Arf!
Who's the one at the back?
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I dunno
but he's the one having the most fun.

...weddings... bar mitzvahs... but not funerals - never, ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# it's
will young
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah! oooh, dear oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)