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# There must be a market for this
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# hahaha :)
glow stick for that night at the rave
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I wouldn't use the jam rag -
I once tried these funny 'silk' ones that have a purple swirly pattern on them (on the fanny hammock itself; not just the wrapper). Every time I pulled my troos down I panicked for a split second because I thought I'd developed some alien discharge.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# probably quite itchy after it all flakes off too
the glitter that is
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Hun, you seem to have glitter all over your clam
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# AAAAARRGGGHH
thats not glitter :O
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Well that has put me of my strawberry jam sandwich
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# too much glitter?
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# too much tampon
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I should have warped it
and it looks like this has bindun
www.b3ta.com/board/9312196
:(
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# you just know guys would get hold of loads of those and have starwars-esque blaster fights....
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# They could be used as little RPGs for your combat hamsters.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
#
you just know guys I (you) would get hold of loads of those and have starwars-esque blaster fights....
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# ...........................................most likely
*runs around firing tampons whilst making PEW-PEW noises*
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I suppose the lads could see who was glowing,
then avoid them, and go for some other non-glowing bint.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# That would be quite some glow...
...to be able to see it through a few inches of flesh, two layers of skin, pants (assuming they are being worn) and outer garments...
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Dark in nightclubs, innit


(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# they might have a light shining down like
some freakish ufo covered in fake tan
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# It would be like a load of downlighters wandering around.
Some sort of twisted mood lighting.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# oooh wants
always longed for a twinkly twat
*clicks*
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)