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# you came across a movie called jism?
makes sense i suppose...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# *deflating sound*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Yes!
I was spell checking "Jist" (google "define: jist") and in at number two was
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jism_(film)
(regthing Scouting for boys, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# that sounds like an epic indian film
the synopsis is O_O

oh, I see "The plot of the movie is loosely based on the Body Heat starring Kathleen Turner and William Hurt."

:D

meanwhile, in pakistan
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# The film is monotonous at the start as the picture quality was not perfect, but then lept up from dry to dazzling later. The film content is spicy and sensational. It is a love triangle with juicy bits and bobs to keep you delighted.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# but,
The story basically runs around Zeeshan (Shamyl Khan) who is boy. His friend who is leads a none cultural life has a influence on him. Zeeshan falls in love with a pretty girl, then later he has news that his uncle is near to death. He rushes home to find out that his last request was to marry his daughter Kieren (who he does not love), he promises to marry in panic despite not loving her. After his uncle's death he denies to marry Kieren, but his mum convinces him, not knowing what an impact this act will cause.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# It's funny because kieren is dutch slang for fucking

This film is obviously 'teh gay'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# met a chap called kieren once
He talked out of his arse a lot.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# This is the world explained in one sub-thread

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# This is what I'm thinking
(which is something Kieren said)

(a lot)

(no really A LOT)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)