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# I just came across this


Not a shop. A God's honest ruth real movie.

It made me chukle....
(regthing Scouting for boys, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# NEE-NER NEE-NER

Here comes the board police
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# *sets up rope cordon to hold back the angry mob*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# HELLO HELLO HELLO
WHAT HAVE WE HERE THEN?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP.
JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# # fuck the board police #
(repeat)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Help the police...
help, help, help the police.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# classic :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Haha
I wondered if you'd know what I was talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Adam Buxton's greatest
work. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# indeed
It's NWA day !!!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Hahaha that's special

I also like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6D5xpCgETk
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# hahaha, that is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Bloody brilliant
Adam & Joe had some moments of comic genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# whoop whoop, that's the sound of da police!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Just how board are the police?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Even I get boarded sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I got boared once, that stung.
Got a tusk in the kidneys.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Stop trying to sex the warthogs then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Is he known for doing that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Look, we've all seen the pictures
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Without warthogs, I am nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I will as soon as they stop their provocative mud-wallowing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# They do get so tempting at times
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# WHOOP WHOOP
that's the sound of da police!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# you came across a movie called jism?
makes sense i suppose...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# *deflating sound*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Yes!
I was spell checking "Jist" (google "define: jist") and in at number two was
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jism_(film)
(regthing Scouting for boys, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# that sounds like an epic indian film
the synopsis is O_O

oh, I see "The plot of the movie is loosely based on the Body Heat starring Kathleen Turner and William Hurt."

:D

meanwhile, in pakistan
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# The film is monotonous at the start as the picture quality was not perfect, but then lept up from dry to dazzling later. The film content is spicy and sensational. It is a love triangle with juicy bits and bobs to keep you delighted.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# but,
The story basically runs around Zeeshan (Shamyl Khan) who is boy. His friend who is leads a none cultural life has a influence on him. Zeeshan falls in love with a pretty girl, then later he has news that his uncle is near to death. He rushes home to find out that his last request was to marry his daughter Kieren (who he does not love), he promises to marry in panic despite not loving her. After his uncle's death he denies to marry Kieren, but his mum convinces him, not knowing what an impact this act will cause.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# It's funny because kieren is dutch slang for fucking

This film is obviously 'teh gay'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# met a chap called kieren once
He talked out of his arse a lot.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# This is the world explained in one sub-thread

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# This is what I'm thinking
(which is something Kieren said)

(a lot)

(no really A LOT)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# You're shit.
So I'm putting this here, because I only did one third of it.



(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I suspect she's about to get it
IN THE FACE

or similar
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# TWICE!


if we're lucky
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# *SPURT**SPURT*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# You are 'avin a larf??
Gonna check this one

[edit]. Just checked and this is actually a film. Albeit a probably shitty Euro flick.
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# :O


(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# the funniest thing he has ever and will ever do
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I am topless
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# indeed you are
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# What a coincidence!

I am wearing no pance.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# do not collect £200.00
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Welcome to 2003
Do the Last Mimzy next!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# yes, it's Hindi for "Body", you dumb fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)