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# How many cats do you think you could fit inside a cow?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Exactly five.
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# 47 and a third
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Half cat. Half cow.
Meowooo.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Is the cow hollow, or do you have to find your own spaces in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# If we have to find our own spaces, can we used stomach acid to dissolve the cats?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I guess.
As long as they're not excreted and remain in the cow.

To that end, can we liquidise the cats?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Shit, the cow's still alive?
This is going to be harder than I thought
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# all the organs are still there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Are the cats declawed and greased up, or sedated?
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# normal cats, you are not aloud to do any thing to them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Alive? If they die inside the cow do they then not count?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# once they are in the cow, they count, even if they die
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Are we allowed to
liquidise the cats to preserve space?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Great minds.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Hah, excellent bit of pissage there
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# the cats have to whole
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I don't know if there's enough space to the whole cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# :|
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# If vets can fit in a whole arm I bet a cat with the legs folded would go in
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# You make a good point, but consider
the logistics of trying to get an angry cat up a cow's shitpipe, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I was more mocking his grammar.
I accidentally the whole bottle etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# This is tricky
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# I'd say ~six.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Live cats - 5
Dead cats (assuming no rigor mortis) - 15
Liquid cats - 50
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# None
It's difficult enough to get a cat to go through a catflap when it doesn't want to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)