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Wakey wakey 'Aerosol Attack'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBjDSNWiuKQ

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(Catnipppp, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Gaaah!
*goes to get a kettle of boiling water*

much woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Fear
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Fuck off?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# "GET IN LINE YOU MAGGOTS!"
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# There's LSD in vapor trails, man. It sure ain't condensation trails made by plane exhausts. No way, boy howdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# The old man always called the vapor trailed
they're actually ice crystals.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# only if the air is cold enough.
It leaves the plane as vapour. That's why they are called contrails. (condensation trails )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Yes at 30,000 feet you're pretty much guaranteed ice.
You see Wossy the other night? Vin Diesil got caught out a gooden.
He was saying he was actually really geeky and spent a lot of time playing WoW. Wossy goes, 'Oh the wifes really into that. SHe's got a lvl 80 hunter and has completed the Lich King already. What character have you got?'
HE was unable to answer:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# hehe, no I did not see that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Admittedly it was eclisped by him making him talk on helium:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Oh shit, different plane designs and different atmospheric conditions lead to different appearances.
Assuming you're right though, I still don't understand why the 'NWO' would be doing this.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I loved the fact that it ended with various trails and the words:
VIRUSES. FUNGI. BACTERIA.

What : are they caused by chemtrails, too? Is there nothing they can't do!?

(presumably, these are the agents of NWO destruction, but still)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Well it's a little known fact that viruses, fungi and bacteria didn't exist before planes were invented.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I certainly didn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I have the sudden urge to buy a ringtone.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# How many cats do you think you could fit inside a cow?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Exactly five.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# 47 and a third
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Half cat. Half cow.
Meowooo.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Is the cow hollow, or do you have to find your own spaces in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# If we have to find our own spaces, can we used stomach acid to dissolve the cats?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I guess.
As long as they're not excreted and remain in the cow.

To that end, can we liquidise the cats?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Shit, the cow's still alive?
This is going to be harder than I thought
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# all the organs are still there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Are the cats declawed and greased up, or sedated?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# normal cats, you are not aloud to do any thing to them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Alive? If they die inside the cow do they then not count?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# once they are in the cow, they count, even if they die
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Are we allowed to
liquidise the cats to preserve space?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Great minds.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Hah, excellent bit of pissage there
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# the cats have to whole
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I don't know if there's enough space to the whole cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# :|
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# If vets can fit in a whole arm I bet a cat with the legs folded would go in
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# You make a good point, but consider
the logistics of trying to get an angry cat up a cow's shitpipe, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I was more mocking his grammar.
I accidentally the whole bottle etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# This is tricky
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# I'd say ~six.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Live cats - 5
Dead cats (assuming no rigor mortis) - 15
Liquid cats - 50
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# None
It's difficult enough to get a cat to go through a catflap when it doesn't want to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Do me a favour
draw a SkUGosarus to prove your not a great big faker :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# ^this

you fake
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# While they are spraying this
stuff on us all how are the ones who spray it protected from it?
Do they live underground?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# they are expendable
once they've sprayed out

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# that's one loud angry serge-ant.....*puts fingers in ears*
WOO factor:)......ace
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Blimey! That's one rather angry ant.
WOO! Another great pic there, love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# cat on a roomba
HELL YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)