I love these people that almost drive off cliffs and into rivers because of their sat-navs.They're gradually but unstoppably reworking the question all children are asked at some point: 'If your (sat-nav) told you to drive off a cliff, would you?'
To which the answer is, clearly:
'Er ... yes.'
(To which the answer is, clearly:
'Er ... yes.'
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:34,
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'If we survive kids, we can sue!.... Everyone buckled up?'
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:35,
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This."We came home to find our son had put both barrels of a shotgun in his mouth and pulled the trigger. There was an Ozzy record on the turntable, so we called our lawyer."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:37,
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I really hope that sentence was followed by"Who told us to fuck off." in real life, but I doubt it somehow.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:47,
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A delivery lorry got stuck in a small country lane near here a while back.Of course, the driver's GPS sent him down there, calling it a shortcut. He ignored the increasingly worsening terrain and both of the two signs that indicated Heavy Goods Vehicles don't really fit and ultimately slid the cab into a ditch. Took all day for towtrucks and that to get him out.
( zoldergoose,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:38,
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