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# Why did the hydrogen atom cross the road?
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# I don't know, why?
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# Because the chicken had just been drinking water
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# So he was forced!
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# Quantum tunnelling
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# He was dissolutioned with his life as a hydrogen atom
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# Because Transco were replacing gas pipes in the area and access to his destination was only acheivable by using the pavement opposite, as indicated by well-placed signs
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# UBIK : SAFE WHEN USED AS INDICATED
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# He was drawn on Dr. Manhattan's forehead
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# Good answer, but does that mean Dr.Manhattan is a chicken?
BEGARK!
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# He can be whatever he wants!
Hmmm, sounds like an awesome spinoff series.
"Doctor Manhattan, Science Chicken. The Fowl of Physics foils fiendish felons."
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# hahaha.
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