I would
but I loathe marzipan

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:06,
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!!!O_O!!!
In which case there are research avenues in
:Electric Pickles
:Extreme Cheese Sarnies
:Voodoo Trifle
Mrs Chutney has invented Polish TitBread!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:08,
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HAHAHAHA
I bet they're nice and firm
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:20,
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Thanks for the tips
but I have come up with an idea of marzipan substitute and meat substitute for my, what I shall call for now, secretenburg.
The Polish Tit Bread looks delicious!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:26,
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