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# Ladles and Jellyspoons. Please charge your glasses to the Meatenburg!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# it's like a fiery death explosion of meat
wrapped up in a flaky crust
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I suspect this is the way I'll go
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy
Meatenberg...
For that you get the Reflected Loaf Award for services to Batttenberg.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Squareness is the work of the Mk III
EDIT: Awww I shal pop that in my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I aspire to this
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Then get your science frock on
push the marzipan envelope and you will too!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I would
but I loathe marzipan
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# !!!O_O!!!
In which case there are research avenues in
:Electric Pickles
:Extreme Cheese Sarnies
:Voodoo Trifle
Mrs Chutney has invented Polish TitBread!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I bet they're nice and firm
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Thanks for the tips
but I have come up with an idea of marzipan substitute and meat substitute for my, what I shall call for now, secretenburg.
The Polish Tit Bread looks delicious!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# inb4 this isn't Flickr.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Sorry
Who are you? It's better than BLue Steel!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Titcoat Jones from The Bastard Squad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# I say, science has prevailed!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Oh dear god it's beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# it looks ace. does it taste it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I yam nom nom nom nom noming it now
yummy:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Looks interesting
what's that white stuff?

and the coating?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# minced chicken load
The Mk III wil have safron for colour,
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# hmmmm....
you could mince a gammon joint to make the pink bit?

(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT LOOKS DELICIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# OH YEAH!
Looks tasty! Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# This is a revolution in meat based snacks
Patent IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Well clog my arteries and stick to my bones!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# It yam roast lean meaties!
No cloggy arteries!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# pfttt... y'right
lovely piece of work though.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# ^
That'm
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Have a slice or two
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# It is very morish!
A bit like crack really.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# I expect one of these the size of a table to feed the b3ta bash.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Yes
Yes it will. Or spam sarnies:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Wow
It's like a LUSH bar of soap you can eat... without getting chased out the shopping centre.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# without bubbles flying out of your shoplifting face!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# haha
now this is performance art

and should be youtubed

"how long before you get thrown out of a shop before innapropriately eating non food merchandise"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# next week's image challange
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# This is full of the motherfucking win!
Totally worth the wait!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# I'll see your meaty treat and raise you by a McPie.
Idea:


Realisation:
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Hahahaha yes!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# well it's got the McDisappointment factor in spades :D
nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Yes
There was no need to sully the glory of the Meatenburg. NOw go to the corner of the bunker and think about that you have done.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# *sidles to corner*
*thinks*

Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I'm sure it tasted better than it looks.
At least, I hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# It was rather nice.
Beef, cheese, bacon and pastry. The only major food group it was missing was beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Just realised I have a Staropramen in the fridge.
I'll be back after these commercials.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# I can feel my arteries hardening already :D
and, in case anyone's thinking of a strikeout gag

that's hardening too

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Ha ha, Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# well done you squire :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# supoib :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# oooohhhh yesssss
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# heston blumenthal eat your heart out,
and i imagine he's tried
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is puzzled as the oyster, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I imagine by sticking his head up his arse
and navigating with his tongue
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Actually Mk III
Has his heart in it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Brilliant.. I've been looking forward to this.
Ebay it before it goes mouldy :)
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Send me some right now!
I just woke up and already I have a craving for the Meatenburg
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# bastards!
i'm hungry now ;)
and you're all bonkers
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Cripes
Ghostie the gourmet!
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# top work!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Exceelent!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# *wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# oooh lovely
I would like to see it done with saffron chicken and rare beefsteak. Make it so.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Saffron/turneric chikkinz is Mk III
As is the square meatenburg, as this has no corners.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# MEAT!
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# FUCKING YES
i wondered what you were on about earlier. what's the ingredients?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# omfg
your a spiritual leader
edit : icmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Oh lordy
Its even more beautiful than I had ever imagined.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# MAGNUM!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Awesome
What's the outer 'skin' made of? It looks like pastry.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)