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[challenge entry] Can I leave this here?

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(dishwaters Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Or
"Queue either side, it doesn't make fuck all difference anyway, since we're all getting on the same bus to go to the plane, cocksmokers"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# ha - well piss
but different airline - so.... PISS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Easyjet make me laugh
you can pay a couple of quid extra for priority boarding, which at Bristol airport simply means you get to get on the bus that drives you to the plane before everyone else does.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# haha
bus piss

AND you get off last :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I run like a mad fucker up those stairs for the emergency exit seats
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I hope we never share a flight, there could be bloodshed
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# heheh
*imagines fighting on the luggage conveyor*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Strangely, the last Easyjet flight I took, we got to the gate pretty late and were some of the last to board
and an emergency exit row was free.

Although I'm not complaining, I never understand why someone wouldn't *want* to sit there..
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# yes - I often find this
I love the little talk the stewardess gives you. LIKE IT REALLY MATTERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I watched "the talk" being given to a bloke and his very frail, elderly mother
who was sat on an emergency exit row.

The old lady was doing her best simply not to die - AND she couldn't understand any language the stewardess was speaking to her. She wasn't asked to move though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# i hate when they call "group A"
and EVERYONE joins the queue

except this stupid english who waits because he's too polite :(
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# last time I flew easyjet to london
the priority queue was far larger than the normal people queue, who didn't pay extra to stand about. When it was time for us to board, I got up and walked through without a wait and still had a window seat. I had the added pleasure of my utter delight that the priority people had wasted their money on standing up longer than I had to. Tits.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# It never ceases to amaze me,
at how backward Bristol is. Buses to Planes? What are you? Cavemen?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# That's Easyjet
Berlin, Rome, London, all buses to planes.

I think they do it to save on jet fuel.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# they do it to stop people doing naked cartwheels on the runway.
at least that's what they told me as they strapped me into the stretcher.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Oh christ, that was you??
I thought it was a huge tumbleweed
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# It was cold. Cut me some slack.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# One day there won't even be a plane. They'll just turn the bus on to the M5 and keep going
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# hahaha
I think this whenever I fly with ryanair.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Boarding for any plane
is like herding cats.

And I've pretty much given up on Ryanair - when you factor in travel to Prestwick, taxes, fees, etc., it works out cheaper to fly from a professional airline from Edinburgh instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# More like Meerkats
The way people bob up and down every time they think the gate will be opening for boarding any second now
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I once got to the gate 10 mins before the plane was due to leave
Had to run like hell, accompanied by member of staff, and still made it onto the plane.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# RIGHT.
This one time I got to the airport, the plane had ALREADY TAKEN OFF, so they strapped me into a helicopter and flew after the plane, then chucked me out over the wing.

The other passengers had to haul me in through the emergency exit.

Which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# PAH
Once the plane had *already* landed at its destination and I got on a FOLLOWING plane and caught up with it several hours later
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# GODDAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)