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# You're not far off there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:27, archived)
# Don't/rarely fart when asleep?
I'm like that, and the cramps will awaken me much too early.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:41, archived)
# I'm more of the 'silent killer' type
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:51, archived)
# The silent ones are the worst. They can strike at any time
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:00, archived)
# For great justice!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:27, archived)
# If it was the otherway around, you'd have a hard time pushing the horse out of the bed - if it farted
and if it did, the smell would be so great that you'd have to leave the room!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:52, archived)
# Funny you should mention that.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:58, archived)
# Why is that? Are you currently installing a high powered ventilation system with a six-foot boot for the horse?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:02, archived)
# Yes, but it's actually for a donkey
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:08, archived)