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# Alba. Body of a woman, face of a 5 year old girl with a smacked arse.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# okie dokie
*probably would*
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I'd not, I'd feel duty bound to add myself to some sort of register.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I was about to say how utterly rubbish that is
and how gorgeous Ms Alba is, but then I did a google image search and I realised she does have a touch of the babyface to her.

Still lully though.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Not my type, maybe that's why all I see is an extremely expensive little girl.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# someone pointed out she looks very similar to my sister.
now I can't "unsee" and that was the end of that.

So she's a wouldn't.

*shiver*
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Erm ...
Can I have your sister's number, please?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Its always a shock to find out you're a peado.
I didn't even know. I just thought fantastic 4 was a crap film. It turns out it's nonce fodder.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I'm planning to have judged all the online b3tans by 1pm.
Paedophiles, Nazis and pansies. Hmm.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)