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# I wanted chocolate too. I probably could have been arsed.
It came with a cup. I should have said that, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# ha ha
kind of integral to the story
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I get it
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# now I understand
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# it'd be quite nice though.
Well, coffee would. If it didn't melt through the egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Use a coconut instead, that's pretty much a hairy easter egg.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# That's not a shit idea.
Although coffee and coconut sounds awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# You'd have to put lemonade in it or something.
Or alternatively vodka or something alcoholic if you prefer.

Actually an ice cream float with lemonade in a coconut would be pretty fucking nice.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I think I might be agreeing with you.
I've had a cocktail in a coconut before. It was fairly unwieldy for a drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Oh wow! That's an excellent plan
Ice Cream/Cream Soda Float Coconut ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Actually, better though probably unfeasible plan.
Lop the top off, then hollow out the middle of a pineapple. Add lemonade and/or alcohol.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)