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# Can't disagree...
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I saw that. ¬_¬
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
#
lulz!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# "Flobadob"
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Does not want (and that was last weeks compo)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# *clamps hand over mouth before puking*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
You'll get vomfingers....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# It's the showerhead effect.
I am the king of covering everything both in and out of sight.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# do it just righ that way, and your vomit can shoot out in multipe jets for metres....
you can get quite a few select people in a crowd with pin-point precision
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# *TOP LUNCH OF THE DAY AWARD*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# ...thanks for that
*vomits up lunch*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# *eats Steve's lunch*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# ugh... reminds me of Jackass - the puke omlette....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# DUDE!!!
I just ate two twirls I do not need to see that!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I love mint Aero
almost as much as thread deleters
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# i broke
the link

:(
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I forgive you
seeing as you made me look at a mint Aero
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
#
thank you! what should I do next time, wise one?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Aero's shit.
I ate a whole easter egg yesterday. Mainly because I couldn't be bothered to wash up a cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I wanted chocolate too. I probably could have been arsed.
It came with a cup. I should have said that, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# ha ha
kind of integral to the story
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I get it
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# now I understand
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# it'd be quite nice though.
Well, coffee would. If it didn't melt through the egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Use a coconut instead, that's pretty much a hairy easter egg.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# That's not a shit idea.
Although coffee and coconut sounds awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# You'd have to put lemonade in it or something.
Or alternatively vodka or something alcoholic if you prefer.

Actually an ice cream float with lemonade in a coconut would be pretty fucking nice.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I think I might be agreeing with you.
I've had a cocktail in a coconut before. It was fairly unwieldy for a drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Oh wow! That's an excellent plan
Ice Cream/Cream Soda Float Coconut ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Actually, better though probably unfeasible plan.
Lop the top off, then hollow out the middle of a pineapple. Add lemonade and/or alcohol.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Don't you drink your tea in an easter egg?
DON'T YOU?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# The pair of you have 45/50 years between you.
You must have encountered easter eggs with mugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# poor Jeru - only 8 years old
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I have no idea how old you are.
I keep thinking you're a couple of years older than me, then you say you're not, you're.... blah, and I don't pay attention to the important bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Yeah you always see 'em down the taxi rank, drinking weak tea and saying how much better eggs were in their day.
Bloody dark chocolate eggs, coming over here, with their high cocoa content.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I see that Nestle are doing 'green' Easter eggs
with minimal packaging and a big notice saying LESS PACKAGING on it

although Tesco has stacked them next to the other Nestle eggs with packaging the size of fucking Mordor
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# The only good thing about Easter is Terry's chocolate oranges.
Pretty much all the other stuff you get fuck all actual chocolate and one mini mars bar or something. They think they can fool us with their hollow eggs, I SHALL NOT BE FOISTED SO EASILY!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# you get a cup and quite a few mini creme eggs with the creme egg one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# The only acceptable purpose I can see for the cup is breaking the egg open, but that's largely superflous to a fist.
Also aren't the mini creme eggs all rubbish and mixed up, much like those mini scotch eggs you get?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# When you say mixed up, with what?
Mine were mixed up with othere creme eggs, so I wasn't too upset.

Their middles are too orange though, there needs to be more white.

The reason for cups is that they are useful if you live with a clumsy oaf such as myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Exactly, much like mini scotch eggs they are just a vague orangey mess.
Though those mini scotch eggs with the ham in too are quite nice.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# The little baconny ones?
Yes. Cutting them in half and putting them on pizza is disgusting but rather nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# What a gourmet!
Do you then deep fry the pizza?

Actually despite the fact I used to think ham and pineapple pizzas were the stupidest thing in the history of man I've started actually eating the pineapple now. It's still not particularly classy though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# you fucking disappoint me
that pizza is the single greatest atrocity the hawaiians have ever purpetrated on man kind
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Well they don't have a serious enough military or naval fleet to crush our cities
so they set out try to slowly discredit and undermind our culture.

Also I'm sorry but as an Italian I can tell you two things:
One, pretty much every pizza variation you get over here isn't as classy as a plain margarita which has just come out of a stone oven, and two in Italy you can buy pizzas with chips on.

FUCKING CHIPS!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# i'm asking the missus about this...
you're right the best pizza i've ever had was a margarita baked in a proper stone oven. but i judge english pizzas, italian pizzas and american pizzas by entirely different standards.they're impossible to compare
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Well this is the tiny southern italian village where my father comes, which has a non-existant tourist industry because it's in the middle of the mountains.
So that means the Italians actually eat that shit. I also remember absolutely years back when everyone decided to get massive pizzas instead of cooking that someone ordered one with stilton and tuna on. IN FUCKING ITALY!

Admittedly it was probably actually Gorgonzola and my parents were trying to persuade me to eat by saying it was stilton.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Only when I'm on a diet.
There aren't that many classy foods about, certainly not where pizza's concerned. Or at least, not once they've been mashed into a paste with saliva.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# you get your food pre-chewed? how decadent
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# It's a new adult baby niche.
Adult Baby Starling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# i'm allergic to cocoa so easter is great for me
from my perspective its a die when everyone eats toxic brown ovoids, because a hippy got nailed to a tree. worst holiday of the year.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# New Year's Eve as someone who doesn't drink, fucking beat that.
Actually pretty much every day of pitiful misible life as someone who doesn't drink......
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# are you allergic to alcohol or just an abstainer?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Abstainer I suppose.
Just never seen the point, a hallmark of my crushing social ineptitude and isolation really.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Top tip for you then
Go to Hotel Chocolat.
Get an egg from them and you will note that its shell is almost a centimeter thick or so.
They're real bastards to break up, but so damn thick.

Also, expensive.
Really, really, expensive for a chocolate egg (one with extra choccies with it costs about £20).
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# 'mugs' - they're usually called 'parents'
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# That's a good point
she might get me an egg this year. She's not seemed to notice I've grown up and moved out. RESULT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# ^this
Daddy - look there are 39 of these overpriced Barbie miniature dolly wolly little sets with bits so small that you never see them again and most likely go up the hoover to collect at £5.99 each
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# tell your kids
they're muslim
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# + during April.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# damn that's good
and we can convert to Jevvies just before Xmas! (that's a double V BTW)

TOP WORK PROF!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# or just tell them you're a communist and that private property is theft
it would be a crime against your conscience to tacitly support the corrupt system
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# tea is best drunk through a Cadbury's Spira
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I miss spiras
They're like the A-team, you need to know where you can find them.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Bravo, every night at 5PM
Spiras, I haven't got a clue
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# haha.
That's some nonsense right there.

( without the further qualification ^^)

I've just had 4 bacon butties with lashings of brown sauce. Mainly because I could not be bothered eating rabbit food :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I had bacon last night.
It went

toast
tea
tea
tea
easter egg
tea
tea
tea
tea
tea
bacon sandwich
tea


There might be a couple of missing teas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# You are a really shit jew!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I could count the number of
cups of tea I have had this year on your penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I've gone off coffee all of a sudden, makes me feel sick.
I'm not pregnant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I'm having coffee now.
It was that or wine. I'd really like a wine but I have to drive to London this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I have just finished my 6th tea of the day
and am not allowed a seventh until four o'clock, as I'm bored of weeing now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# There is a worrying amount
of lunch talk going on. Oh fuck, I didn't get transported to /talk when I wasn't looking?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Well all hell hasn't broken loose, so I'd say no.
Chocolate talk is good. Chocolate's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# *blech*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I'll have all your chocolate and cigarettes
and you can have all my...

all my....


italians. And... pocket watches.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hah, i guess i'll have to have your coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# For now, yes.
I'll cry if I don't love it again soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Get yourself
on the Mars panel.
I get sent free chocolates in the post and all I have to do is eat them and tick some multiple choice boxes on t'internet.

I had a new version of Maltesers last week. I suspect they are attempting to make them cheaper ( to them, not to us ) because hardly a one of them was round and 3 of them had nearly no chocolate on them. Which of course I told them, in their little comments box. After I had eaten them. All.

www.mars-panel.com
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# This is awesome, thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# heheh
this may be the only advantage of living in Slough - Mars staff are always in the high street giving away their new products
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# *signed up*
*sits by letterbox awaiting free mars bars*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# *hugs*
guess who's special day it is today? it's mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# *hug* happy birthday, petalkins.
In my absense has lunch been any more sorted? I bought a dress for it and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# not yet, i'm horribly disorganised still
does it need to be on a weekend for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Afraid so, pet
Clients and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# hmm... lets see then... the 11th would probably be the best day for me as i'm only about for that weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I shall poke the futtock and see what he says.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# groovy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# you work for Nestle, then?
(Mint Aeros do have a very high NYOM-factor)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Topics have a +10 nom factor
but they are unreasonably expensive
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# wispa>topic
there, I've said it
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# caramel wispa>all chocolate
shame they haven't existed since 1997
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# they laughed at the idea of whispa gold
now look at them - caramel all over their faces

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Ripple trumps all comers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Galaxy. Nothing special, just galaxy.
Nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# see
many a happy time has been had comparing Ripples to normal Galaxy

and always the same 'needs more testing' conclusion
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I like the shape of galaxy now
it's very sensuous, in that non-pervy food way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# oh yes, it's gone all curvy
noms
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Good for those who let it melt rather than chewing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Stoat's Proidge bar with raspberries
or a pint of something.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Twirls are up there too
I think a trip to the vending machines is in order...
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# TWIRLS!
tastiest of the vending machine offerings.
Bite both ends off and suck tea/coffee through them. then enjoy the lully melty twirly goodness...
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
#
its true.. but there is definitely something about mint aeros. especially with coffee
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# smoking goes better
with coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
#
agreed
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# TWIRL UPDATE: Double fucking vend!
Today is a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# *jealouses*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Haha!
Your 'git' was justified, it sounded a lot like I was boasting.

Which I guess I was.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# SCORE!
That is indeed much win.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# result
I remember once, when I used to work in an office, the girl that fills up the vending machine forgot to shut the front properly

amazingly, all the food 'fell out', except the fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# ha ha ha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# The stewards at university always make sure you can't get a double vend
the grumpy cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# See, our machines are great
The coil only stops when the product cuts a laser at the bottom so there's no chance of missing out.

Double vends are pretty rare though hence the wild celebration in my office right now!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# The best is when you get a triple vend
when a double vend, knocks something else off on its way down,
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# *high fives*
fucking score!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Double fucking vend?
I had a triple fucking vend once.

Had to resign after that, as my raison d'etre had gone.
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# That's only happened to me with crisps.
I could eat three chocolate bars but not three bags of crisps :(
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Well I kept the third as a trophy,
so I'll swap it for your uneaten bag of crisps?

It was about 7 years ago so can't vouch for its condition.
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# That's cool
Chocolate lasts forever it just goes a bit white. You like Thai sweet chilli Sensations?

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Hmm, well I did
but then overindulged as they were the machine's best crisp option. Eating a pack every day caused them to totally lose their appeal.

So in summary ... no.

But yeah I agree on the chocolate thing - quite a common occurence for me to be eating easter egg chocolate after christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# can't beat a Gold bar
(Banjo-Jeff I don't play a banjo, and I'm not called Jeff., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I know it's a relatively soft metal, but it still can't be that good for your teeth...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Gold would be better than this shit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VImCpWzXJ_w
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hahah
I was listening to this: www.last.fm/music/Sagor%2B%2526%2BSwing/_/Bora+Bora at the same time, perfect accompaniment
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I prefer caramac
Same milky caramelly taste but without the bisuityness

Ridiculously expensive for the amount of chocolate you get though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I'm kind of sick of chocolate at the moment
... not sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# My girlfriend told me yesterday that I am too thin because I always buy chocolate with holes in
This may well be true.
I am obviously ruining my appetite by filling up on holes.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Just tell her you don't eat the holes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# pft...
rednecksexytimelols
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
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it's better for you, your system is getting more oxygen.

like with cigarettes
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# That sounds like something Gillian McKeith would say
'The oxygen will pass into the bowels and allow the green vegetables you have eaten to photosynthesise more effectively'.

Stupid bitch
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
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she'd be right. it's black pudding - it's bad for you because your brain can't tell which is your blood and which is the pigs so it just stops caring
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
I only eat fresh blood anyway
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Swiss chocolate?
or chocolate that the mice have been at first?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)