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# result
I remember once, when I used to work in an office, the girl that fills up the vending machine forgot to shut the front properly

amazingly, all the food 'fell out', except the fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# ha ha ha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# The stewards at university always make sure you can't get a double vend
the grumpy cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# See, our machines are great
The coil only stops when the product cuts a laser at the bottom so there's no chance of missing out.

Double vends are pretty rare though hence the wild celebration in my office right now!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# The best is when you get a triple vend
when a double vend, knocks something else off on its way down,
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)