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# you fucking disappoint me
that pizza is the single greatest atrocity the hawaiians have ever purpetrated on man kind
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Well they don't have a serious enough military or naval fleet to crush our cities
so they set out try to slowly discredit and undermind our culture.

Also I'm sorry but as an Italian I can tell you two things:
One, pretty much every pizza variation you get over here isn't as classy as a plain margarita which has just come out of a stone oven, and two in Italy you can buy pizzas with chips on.

FUCKING CHIPS!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# i'm asking the missus about this...
you're right the best pizza i've ever had was a margarita baked in a proper stone oven. but i judge english pizzas, italian pizzas and american pizzas by entirely different standards.they're impossible to compare
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Well this is the tiny southern italian village where my father comes, which has a non-existant tourist industry because it's in the middle of the mountains.
So that means the Italians actually eat that shit. I also remember absolutely years back when everyone decided to get massive pizzas instead of cooking that someone ordered one with stilton and tuna on. IN FUCKING ITALY!

Admittedly it was probably actually Gorgonzola and my parents were trying to persuade me to eat by saying it was stilton.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)