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# Anyone want to join my band?
The Flashing Spazzbards. We'll have an album called 'Ikea'.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Do we have to flash?
I've left my crotchless panties in an alternate universe
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Are you bioluminescent?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# No
But i once pretended I was a glowstick to get into a rave undetected.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Haveyou also tried impersonating a Big Fish, a Little Fish and a Cardboard Box?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Funny you should say that
I haven't, but a big fish just walked past my window carrying a little one in a cardboard box
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# How bizarre
this should be shopped.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# He has plenty of pairs to go round
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# THEY'RE ALL FOR ME. QUIT COVETING THEM.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# I ONLY WANTED TO BORROW ONE FUCKING PAIR
IT WAS FOR A JOB INTERVIEW
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Did someone say pears in crotchelss panties?
No? Oh well

(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Oh my.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# You lie.
Those aren't crotchless panties.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Look at his eyes man
He's bloody CONFUSED. He's just woken up in the doorway of a nightclub in soho, and he doesn't even live in London! He's mental man, he doesn't know, he just doesn't know.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# So bloody confused.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Does the song Ikea go:
"I'll fuck your kids in another dimension,
In Cyrogenic suspension."
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Yeah - over the rippin' jug solo.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)