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# it has dancing cosmonaut tiem?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# i like the flashing spazzbars
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# spazz
is yes.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I like the term
flashing spazzbars

I would make it Flash Spazzbards though.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Anyone want to join my band?
The Flashing Spazzbards. We'll have an album called 'Ikea'.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Do we have to flash?
I've left my crotchless panties in an alternate universe
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Are you bioluminescent?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# No
But i once pretended I was a glowstick to get into a rave undetected.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Haveyou also tried impersonating a Big Fish, a Little Fish and a Cardboard Box?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Funny you should say that
I haven't, but a big fish just walked past my window carrying a little one in a cardboard box
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# How bizarre
this should be shopped.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# He has plenty of pairs to go round
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# THEY'RE ALL FOR ME. QUIT COVETING THEM.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# I ONLY WANTED TO BORROW ONE FUCKING PAIR
IT WAS FOR A JOB INTERVIEW
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Did someone say pears in crotchelss panties?
No? Oh well

(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Oh my.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# You lie.
Those aren't crotchless panties.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Look at his eyes man
He's bloody CONFUSED. He's just woken up in the doorway of a nightclub in soho, and he doesn't even live in London! He's mental man, he doesn't know, he just doesn't know.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# So bloody confused.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Does the song Ikea go:
"I'll fuck your kids in another dimension,
In Cyrogenic suspension."
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Yeah - over the rippin' jug solo.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# In MOTHER RUSSIA, dancing is you
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Adrien Chiles?


(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# doesn't look pissed off and suicidal enough to be Adrien Chiles
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Can we FP this to piss off someone special
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Who?
I like the way that they didnt reply to any of the flames just rolled back to their KFC bucket
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# hehe and feeding the kids deep fried mars bars
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# hehehe he/she has seriously prejudiced Banana Chicken getting on the Front Page now!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I'd vote for this and by god I will
*click*
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# hahahaha
I am John Sergeant and Todd Carty all rolled into one!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Clicks
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# id always assumed you slept with someone to get an fp
which is a perfectly reasonable system
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# OI
BANANACHICKEN

GO FIND YER OWN THREAD FOR ROOSTERING FPS YA FP JUNKIE.

(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# ASTRONAUTS ARE YOU READY?
DJs, are you ready?
3
2
1
DANCE!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Did I ever send you that Larkin book/
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# No :(
I've been sat by the computer for the past 2 weeks staring at my inbox just waiting for it to flash up.


Actually I'd forgotten too :P
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Arf!
Fuck knows why I hadn't sent it. I scanned it ages ago :D

Now sent :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# This is groating my sprockets!
I think I may have a wank!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# just
what i had in mind.....hawtttt
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# is
also dancing selky tiem

:)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# is that
one of those sleeping bags that i saw somewheres on the lcd television monitor?i want one for festivals for summer. just stay in em allllday and the nightime, also.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# tis
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# fook yes
genius invention, that
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)