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# You can walk on water if you have large polystyrene floats on your feet
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I expect that's how Jesus did it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Jesus had a jetski
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# JESUS WAS A JETSKI
 
HE COULD BE ANYTHING HE WANTED TO BE AT ANY TIME HE WANTED TO BE IT
JESUS WAS WAY COOL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# he turned water into wine and i bet that if he wanted he could turn wheat into marijuana or vitamins into amphetamines
that is so cool
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# he could have baked the most delicious chocolate cake
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)