Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large
bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, 'What's in the
bags?'
'Sand,' answers Juan.
The guard says, 'We'll just see about that ~ get off the bike.' The guard
takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing
in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed,
only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.
The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the
man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, 'What have you got?'
'Sand,' says Juan.
The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags
contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, who crosses the
border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events if repeated every week for three years. Finally,
Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a cantina in
Mexico.
'Hey, Buddy,' says the guard, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's
driving me crazy. It's all I think about. I can't sleep. Just between you
and me, what are you smuggling?'
Juan sips his beer and says, 'Bicycles.'
(bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, 'What's in the
bags?'
'Sand,' answers Juan.
The guard says, 'We'll just see about that ~ get off the bike.' The guard
takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing
in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed,
only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.
The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the
man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, 'What have you got?'
'Sand,' says Juan.
The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags
contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, who crosses the
border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events if repeated every week for three years. Finally,
Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a cantina in
Mexico.
'Hey, Buddy,' says the guard, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's
driving me crazy. It's all I think about. I can't sleep. Just between you
and me, what are you smuggling?'
Juan sips his beer and says, 'Bicycles.'
zoldergoose,
Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:13,
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I read the first couple of words and then i read the last wordnow i'm reading words at random. So far I've pieced together Juan Comes Sand, Smuggling Bicycles
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Shada,
Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:15,
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Didn't that happen at one of the checkpoints on the berlin wall while it was still standing?Except without the sand obviously.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:34,
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Heh, nice.I'm more familiar with this variation: www.canonical.org/~kragen/tao-of-programming.html#book3
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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!,
Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:36,
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