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# To my surprise...
I'm no longer the secret squirrel. I don't need to hide, I just don't like being in the spotlight, and I'm surprised at seeing myself in Japanese.

If all will excuse, I am going to obfuscate. The name is all about getting your top score in a bar video gambling machine...

Snogs.
(I helped save b3ta! CapnChkn I would rather be flying elephants., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# aa aA a aa #f # a a a
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# GY!BE?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)
# that's f#a#infinity
i guess i discovered how they named that album
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)
# I came to get down [2x]
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around [3x]
Jump up Jump up and get down.
Jump [18x]
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Don't you tell me to smile, you stick around I'll make it worth your while
got numbers beyond what you can dial, maybe it's because I'm so versatile
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Listening to Ghostbusters by Run DMC now!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:33, archived)
# I had a dream the other week which featured that in the soundtrack
 
I patted these cats I met (a mother and a kitten)
and then I broke into rich peoples' houses just for kicks
I didn't take anything, but I did scare some children

JUMP AROUND
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# I'm talking about cats over there >
Jump up, jump up and get down!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:28, archived)
#
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large
bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the
bags?"

"Sand," answers Juan.

The guard says, "We'll just see about that ~ get off the bike." The guard
takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing
in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed,
only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.

The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the
man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?"

"Sand," says Juan.

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags
contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, who crosses the
border on his bicycle.

This sequence of events if repeated every week for three years. Finally,
Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a cantina in
Mexico.

"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's
driving me crazy. It's all I think about. I can't sleep. Just between you
and me, what are you smuggling?"

Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# I read the first couple of words and then i read the last word
now i'm reading words at random. So far I've pieced together Juan Comes Sand, Smuggling Bicycles
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Well you've only got yourself to blame.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# pffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Didn't that happen at one of the checkpoints on the berlin wall while it was still standing?
Except without the sand obviously.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Heh, nice.
I'm more familiar with this variation: www.canonical.org/~kragen/tao-of-programming.html#book3
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:36, archived)
# what the fuck I'm rollin in a mack truck that's stolen
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# GUESS WHAT I'M HOLDING? AMMO TO BUST MY LOAD
 
that's still pretty much my favourite CH joint
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)
# YEAH, EAT A BOWL O' DICK UP, FOOLS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Fag.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)
# *brainflakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)
# oh, I remember you
 
and you've always been shit
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/11901
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)
# i dont understand those words
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# NIMROD SEES ALL
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)
# There is, for example, a modal distinction between figure or motion and corporeal substance in which both exist;
there is a similar distinction between affirmation or recollection and the mind. Of the latter kind we have an illustration in our
ability to recognize the one of two modes apart from the other, as figure apart from motion, and motion apart from figure;
though we cannot think of either the one or the other without thinking of the common substance in which they adhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:52, archived)
# OH, I DOUBT THAT VERY MUCH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:57, archived)
# I might have to agree, as he connects 'god' to this 'nature' in the previous section.
However, he does present an interesting position vis the relationships 'we' make when looking at things.
To quote him from a little later in that section...

For example, because any substance which ceases to endure ceases also to exist,
duration is not distinct from substance except in thought; and in general all the modes
of thinking which we consider as in objects differ only in thought, as well from the
objects of which they are thought as from each other in a common object.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:03, archived)
# FUCK DUALISM.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:09, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
A PILE OF SILLY WANKERY AND HEDGING HIS BETS BEYOND REASON OR LOGIC.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:14, archived)