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# That sounds like a good plan.
Be able to steam the flesh off of the braindead idiots
they always hire in the coffee shops. I'd enjoy that.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:41, archived)
# 'barista' is esperanto for 'fuckhead'.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:42, archived)
# It must be.
It's strange, some trendy fucknut comes in and orders a
ice malted double soya half mucus with rat turd sprinkles
and a leper twist and they get it. I ask for a fucking simple
Cappuccino made with real milk foam, and I get a flat pile
of rancid skim milk and soya sludge on a watery coffee.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:51, archived)
# man, doesn't vancouver have any more good coffee shops?
i know murchie's isn't great, but it's not swill. there was a place called trees we used to go to that was good, as i recall.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:56, archived)
# All chainstores now. Can't go five feet without a seeing a Staryucks.
Blends or the like. The problem is the idiots never clean the
tools, mainly the steam jugs, and so everything tastes the same.
Some small shops, but they hire even more pathetic humans
and you're lucky to get your order filled this century.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:06, archived)
# we have a ton of good places here these days.
sorry.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:24, archived)