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# coffee time.


also: my latest adventure.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:03, archived)
# This is just another coffee and toilet rat experience typical of McDonalds restaurants everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:11, archived)
# ew gross, no way man.
that's good coffee you see there.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:12, archived)
# Actually I could do with a good coffee right now. with 100% ground Arabica beans roasted by illy Coffee
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:16, archived)
# too late for me, but i had my 2-3 cups earlier.
from an old percolator from the 50s, good beans too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:23, archived)
# That's cool!
A mate of mine had collected a number of coffee machines from Italy that were made in the 1930s. They still produce great tasting coffees today. But they look much more stylish then many of the machines on the market today
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:27, archived)
# i peek at some of those on the internet now and again, but they're too expensive here these days.
i have an old vesuvio espresso machine that has never worked properly, but i keep thinking i should kidnap an old italian and have him/her repair it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:32, archived)
# Do you have a pic of the machine?
Edit: Also get the Italian to play a record of some old Dean Martin songs whilst its being fixed
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:37, archived)
# no, i should take some. good idea.
it'll have to wait until i get my new flash - old one died and i'm bartering with a friend for one of his.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:39, archived)
# Well let me know when you have a pic of it.
No worries
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:44, archived)
# NO WAY FUCK YOU IT'S MINE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:45, archived)
# It'll be a mystery forever.
The world needs more pranks. I once drove around San Francisco (while drunk) asking people what kind of toothpaste they used. I got out at every stoplight and interviewed.

Also, I just found a picture of a deer peeing, on Google earth images.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:12, archived)
# post it!
the world does need more pranks. people are pretty dull unless you poke them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:14, archived)
# At your service! One peeing deer.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:16, archived)
# i'm not sure that deer is peeing.
she might be doing her kegels or kneading a ball of bread dough with her thighs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:20, archived)
# That's what I thought! Google Earth can't be trusted!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:24, archived)
# I think there's a number two coming on
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:22, archived)
# Tomorrow would be a good day to start.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:36, archived)
# tomorrow will bring what it brings.
i hope i happen on material.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:41, archived)
# dead rat adventures part one
 
I MEAN, IT'S NO SHITRAGS, BUT IT'S PRETTY GOOD, YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:13, archived)
# i aspire to be as provocative as the shitragger, but i think that would take a zenmaster level of consciousness.
i do my best, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:16, archived)
# If you visit the Church of Scientology and pay to be "audited", then you might get there quicker
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:21, archived)
# last pride day i hung out with a couple of people from anonymous while they had a display in front of the scientology building.
i'd love to see all churches destroyed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:29, archived)
# either way, let's not go about pretending that they're churches.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:56, archived)
# The dead rat could be placed on top of the shit rags
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:17, archived)
# see, this is why my pranks fizzle. i don't go the extra step.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:24, archived)
# haha - An album of 1000 dead rat photos begins with a single image
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:28, archived)
# right now shitrags block is a construction site
there is a port-a-loo almost exactly where the garbage bin was.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:49, archived)
# NEVER FORGET, MAN
shitrags.blogspot.com/2008/02/it-all-began-with-shitrags.html

NEVER FORGET
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:55, archived)
# I didn't realise that was over a year ago
Fucking hell, where has my time gone?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:00, archived)
# SERIOUS PRAWN SMELL IS SERIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:22, archived)
# Coffee is good.
HELLO!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:30, archived)
# hello!
caffeine is my main vice. i'd like to be reincarnated as an espresso machine.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:33, archived)
# You'd just have to be certain that you get cleaned and polished by a 20yr old Italian gal
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:39, archived)
# no way, i want some old jiggly grandpa.
speaking of which, where's mofaha?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:40, archived)
# SECRETLY EATING PEARS IN SECRET
 
TWO AT A TIME IN SECRET
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:56, archived)
# SHARE NOT THE PEAR.
THAT PATH LEADS TO MADNESS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:58, archived)
# FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU ALL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:00, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:00, archived)
# YOU JUST GOT SPRUNG, BUCKO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:02, archived)
# AWWW FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:03, archived)
# That sounds like a good plan.
Be able to steam the flesh off of the braindead idiots
they always hire in the coffee shops. I'd enjoy that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:41, archived)
# 'barista' is esperanto for 'fuckhead'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:42, archived)
# It must be.
It's strange, some trendy fucknut comes in and orders a
ice malted double soya half mucus with rat turd sprinkles
and a leper twist and they get it. I ask for a fucking simple
Cappuccino made with real milk foam, and I get a flat pile
of rancid skim milk and soya sludge on a watery coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:51, archived)
# man, doesn't vancouver have any more good coffee shops?
i know murchie's isn't great, but it's not swill. there was a place called trees we used to go to that was good, as i recall.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:56, archived)
# All chainstores now. Can't go five feet without a seeing a Staryucks.
Blends or the like. The problem is the idiots never clean the
tools, mainly the steam jugs, and so everything tastes the same.
Some small shops, but they hire even more pathetic humans
and you're lucky to get your order filled this century.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:06, archived)
# we have a ton of good places here these days.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:24, archived)