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# 1 mouse
have you ever seen '2 kids in a sandbox'?

*eyes water*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# 1 council house
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# £15
for 1 blowjob
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# That's rather upmarket!
Cheaper round Kings Cross.

*ahem*

So I've been told.....

I think I got away with that *phew*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# is it?
tbh I've no idea what the going rates for bodily interactions are.

anybody got a price list?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# *checks no-one is looking*
*hands over laminated A4 sheet*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# well let go then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# ya lost me......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# search (nsfw)
watch
cry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# well if it's 2 kids and it's nsfw, I really don't think I will....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# nah - no children involved
no idea why it's called that

there are no kids, no sand and no boxes


www.thatsphucked.com (or something - NSF[A-Z])
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# hmmm... some time ago, someone trolled a forum I was on and put up screenshots of a shock video.
I'll never go looking for the vid, as teh pics were bad enough. If you felt that 2girls1cup was easier to watch than an episode of pocoyo, then look up "Pain Olympics"

Be warned, even screen grabs of it will scar you.

Suffice to say, incredibly NSFW

edit: there is a mention of it on wiki - it's said to be fake (I hope it is); The actual title is supposed to be:
BME Pain Olympics: Final Round
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# 2g1c was mainly faked anyway
I know - I tried to reproduce it. It can't be done
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Is that the one with the... pushed... up the...?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# what, the squid/octopus one?
*shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# No it's the other one - with the postman and the chicken, with the vacuum cleaner that breaks
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# *winces*
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)