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# Cone Fun !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Argh! Incredibly shiny women
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Yes . . . rather mousey complexions . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# hello boys and girls
How has your day been?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Dandy . . . and you ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# not so good, I could be with out a job in a month or so
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Uh-oh . . . cutbacks ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# the joy of being in the building trade
I will be luckier then the others, as I work for my dad. But it is still a worry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I have a feeling things will get better as the summer approaches . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# My brother works for CITIbank, he say things are starting to look better
That doesn't help us now, we do have work but the clients have put it back to next year, there is one job that we need but they want to start it in may, hopefully we can get enough to tie us over.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# A banker? Kill him! KILL HIM!!!
/british tabloid blog
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# No, he works in the IT deparment. He is a V.P. does all there messaging systems
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Hello Sir!
Not bad round this neck of the woods. Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# see above comments
I'm ok, got my tele lens to play with now.

136x zoom, but that is on the lowest setting with an extra bit of digital zoom on top of the optical
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Oh shoot!
Well, fingers crossed, sir.

Good skills on the new lens, though!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# 2 girls 1 mouse?
hehehe! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# 1 mouse
have you ever seen '2 kids in a sandbox'?

*eyes water*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# 1 council house
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# £15
for 1 blowjob
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# That's rather upmarket!
Cheaper round Kings Cross.

*ahem*

So I've been told.....

I think I got away with that *phew*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# is it?
tbh I've no idea what the going rates for bodily interactions are.

anybody got a price list?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# *checks no-one is looking*
*hands over laminated A4 sheet*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# well let go then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# ya lost me......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# search (nsfw)
watch
cry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# well if it's 2 kids and it's nsfw, I really don't think I will....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# nah - no children involved
no idea why it's called that

there are no kids, no sand and no boxes


www.thatsphucked.com (or something - NSF[A-Z])
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# hmmm... some time ago, someone trolled a forum I was on and put up screenshots of a shock video.
I'll never go looking for the vid, as teh pics were bad enough. If you felt that 2girls1cup was easier to watch than an episode of pocoyo, then look up "Pain Olympics"

Be warned, even screen grabs of it will scar you.

Suffice to say, incredibly NSFW

edit: there is a mention of it on wiki - it's said to be fake (I hope it is); The actual title is supposed to be:
BME Pain Olympics: Final Round
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# 2g1c was mainly faked anyway
I know - I tried to reproduce it. It can't be done
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Is that the one with the... pushed... up the...?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# what, the squid/octopus one?
*shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# No it's the other one - with the postman and the chicken, with the vacuum cleaner that breaks
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# *winces*
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Think of the combo nations !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
Has she swallowed lots of mice, or is it just one mouse who knows his way through a lady's pipes?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Both . . . I would surmise . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# ...i'm not even gonna think how that mouse is getting back in that one on the right's mouth...
puts on umbrella hat
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# It is sicklical . . . isn't it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# regurgitated rodent time
hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Never ending supplies !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Charm, class and breeding.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# All notably absent in the above pic.
Edit: Actually, the breeding part is probably true, but not in a good way, mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# They're probably of better stock than I am.
I just hide my scumminess better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# What UTTER pish!
You are completely lovely, so you can stop that nonsense right now!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# :D hahaha, I'm the internet's Eliza Doolittle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# *snuggles*
You're my lovely Cap'n.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# :D *clambers* I am indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# stop putting yourself down, you are far from scumminess
You are loveliness
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# :D you two are very cute
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# This ^
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# They're doing their homework for charm school . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# this is woo on many levels of yay
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# If ya can't join'em . . . lick'em !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# *is aroused*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# mousesexer!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Some gals know all the tricks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# read the small print on yer CONEtract
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I scream . . . when I read the fine print !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# It was actually an alan partridge quote
as as well as

CONE you take a joke
CONE dancing
CONEan the barbarian

Well - it was actually uttered by Dave clifton, but it was on his show.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I CONE believe it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# This is very worrying.
Even without the additional rodent activity.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# People will do just about anything for attention these days . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)