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# marzipan
putty
oats
egg yolk


my upstairs neighbour once called me in to work out why her mouse wasn't working - turned out she'd jammed the USB lead into the serial port on her PC - which didn't have a USB port
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Did you sex her?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# ARGH
christ

um, no

she was barely human, let alone female
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# You should have jammed your penis in her anus
and told her "that is what it felt like to you computer"
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# *brainsoap*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)