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# Must have been done before.
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# he's got fucking huge hands
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# You should see the size of Gordon Brown's anus
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I wonder if he does the same funny thing with his arsehole as his mouth
(besides talking)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# 0_0
Goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# You love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Well....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# do not want ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# ahhh Bisto
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I fking knew it, he used to be a man!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# You know what they say about men with big hands
They need big gloves.

In other news, I've got 3 flashdrives. What object should I insert them into?
Points get deducted for "computer" or "body cavity".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# A "Goatse"shaped hub unit.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# marzipan
putty
oats
egg yolk


my upstairs neighbour once called me in to work out why her mouse wasn't working - turned out she'd jammed the USB lead into the serial port on her PC - which didn't have a USB port
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Did you sex her?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# ARGH
christ

um, no

she was barely human, let alone female
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# You should have jammed your penis in her anus
and told her "that is what it felt like to you computer"
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# *brainsoap*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
#
1. tampon
2. eyeball
3. Anita Dobson
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I bet you found that list in Brian May's dustbin
and it's headed 'Top Wank Material'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# If I can get a realistic-looking glass eye, I'll gladly try #2
And it must be a fake eye. Real ones go squishy and mouldy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# You can get bouncy ball eyes in some joke shops or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# oBAMa's face looks really 'shopped in on that first pic o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# He's really a nerdy white guy.
The black thing is a conspiracy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Hehe
Back to work, speak to you later
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# arf
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)