1. tampon
2. eyeball
3. Anita Dobson
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:35,
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I bet you found that list in Brian May's dustbin
and it's headed 'Top Wank Material'
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:38,
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If I can get a realistic-looking glass eye, I'll gladly try #2
And it must be a fake eye. Real ones go squishy and mouldy.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:38,
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