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# Oh!
*goes and gets REAL £500 Selfridges voucher*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)
# :D
I can't decide between white shoes with black bows on (white and black dress), bright green kitten heels, dark green knee boots or my pre-existing chrome Kurt Geigers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# *swoons*
You'll look fabulous whatever you choose, my dear.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# You're a love.
I'm going to be thinking of NOTHING but this till then, I can tell. I've got to go belt-matching yet.

Such a fucking woman at times.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Should I be brushing off my suit?
I don't want to flunk the dress code.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Nah, I'm always slightly over/under dressed.
You know what I'm like. Dresses and silly shoes and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Stop that!
It was lovely meeting up at the Champers bar last year, right out of Brief Encounter kind of stuff, and you looked spiffing, imho.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# :D until my shoes started to hurt.
You're a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I shall carry you if that happens again.
Chuggy Back Rides!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I might let you now I don't weigh as much as a Corsa. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Oh, shush - you nana!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# *leaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Right!
Grab the broom, we're playing Knights of the Round Table!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I have got the PERFECT chair for this
*lashes skylight-poking-stick to arm*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# maa-an
this is going to be the best looking bash ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Gray Linen/Silk mix Daniel Hechter number...
it's not too bad, nope.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Oooooooooooh, that sounds very strokeable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Right - that's that decision made, then.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# You just want a koala in eyeliner :D
I shall happily oblige.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# very good call Sir
I'm a bit of a sad old git (for a 29 year old) - but I do enjoy wearing a suit to work... tie pin, pocket handkerchief, Windsor knotted tie.

*rubs thighs thinking of how good he must look*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# More men should wear suits.
Hats, too. The whole shebang.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# yeah - I forgot to mention the rakish trillby
the brolly and long overcoat.

I think I want to be John Steed.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# No bad thing.
People don't have as much style as they used to, it'd seem. Obviously present company is excluded from that (especially JPG's shirts).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Oh, there's a fab Simon Carter being wheeled out for the occasion...
*is all excited*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I knew it!
I knew there'd be a good one lined up!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# You youngsters, eh?
I think that's a laudable approach to take for one's work attire.

I sadly have fewer and fewer suit-able occasions, work wise, anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I do too.
Hopefully more client meetings will mean I get to get the big guns out (Thomas Pink shirts. Not exciting but too good for the likes of the ruffians I work with).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I know what I'm getting you for your birthday now.
and it's VERY sexy.

Edit: In a good and appropriate way, I hasten to add.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# :D
Schnooks, you don't have to get me anything. It's AGES away, anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# :D
www.annefontaine.com/main.php?lang=en

Let it load, takes a bit. Check out the later parts of the 'Collection'.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Can't, m'love
it'd appear it's flash-based....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Think classic French-Tailored White Cotton blouses...
They are *really* lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Oooooooh, I'll make a note to have a look at home!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# come and buy them in Edinburgh
I'll get people a drink or a smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# You can always borrow a pair of my shoes
They are large enough that they will look like THE SHOES on you and they are black and white ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Am I going to have to wear many many many many socks?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Possibly
I wear a UK15, I don't know what that is in a ladies size
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Bloody hell
are you a catamaran?

:D sorry, that must get very wearing. It's about twice as long as my feet, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Haha
Hence why I said they would look like THE SHOES from smallbrainfield's Posh & Becks sketches :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# OH I see now.
I hope it's the first time you've been called a catamaran, at least. When I tease people I at least like to be original.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Yep, first time I've been called that!
I normally get people saying things like "get away from me you ugly big footed freak" "Are those canoes on your feet?" or "Wouldn't it be easier to buy boxes and leave the shoes in the shop" - oh how those make me laugh... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# If it makes you feel better
all the other girls buy my shoes before I get a chance, as it seems they all have the same sized feet as me.

I know it won't, but....er..... *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Thanks :D
I have to buy my shoes online, I found a nice site that imports them from the US that doesn't charge the earth :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Oooh, well done!
An old friend used to have to have them made. I think he was a size 16 or 17. He's dead now, bless him (not because of his massive feet, or his massive rest-of-him, as it happens) but he always had brilliant shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)