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# BUMEYE BUMEYE
I DON'T KNOW WHY
BUMEYE

or alternatively:

See reflections on the water
more than darkness in the depths
see him surface in every shadow
on the wind I feel his breath

Bottomeye I found his weakness
Bottomeye he'll do what I please
Bottomeye no time for sweetness
but a bitter kiss will bring him to his knees
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# This is also the best thing I've ever read.
I will leave now and never return.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Oh noes, my faults again, mum :(
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Hurrah!
Just watching the G20 nonsense on the news. Has footage of a masked protester smashing in a bank's windows. Surrounded by journalists, photographers and cameramen. Very spontaneous.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# About as grown-up as a 'student strike' at secondary school.
But it sells papers (/outrageblog), so expect the press to lap it up.
What's that bit in the bible about Paul holding the coats of those who persecute? (Gaah! It was a long time ago!)
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# That'll show that bank!
"Oh no, a bunch of asshole students have smashed in our window. We'd better totally revise our systems and take immediate salary cuts."
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# *shoves*
*licks*
*shoves*
*bursts into tears*
*proposes*
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Ooh, whatcha proposin' there, lil' lady?
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Marriage. The sexy kind. With chocolate and lemurs.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# You had me at chocolate!


(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# What about the lemurs?
Oh Stan, you made them cry.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I went up to one,
and it said....lemur* alone!!



*extremely tenuous pun of 'leave me'
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# *winces*
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Crikey!
Sexy Marriage, the best in the world
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# You better believe it.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# "And for an encore, i shall be reading from..."
;-)
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# This 1994 Ford Escort Haynes Manual.
Gather round, children.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# '96 and you've got a deal.
/old car blog
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# When was N reg?
My new car is N reg. Well, I say new.

(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# ' 96
Mine is N.

It's on google street view outside my house, lowering the prices of those near by.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# *gazes with unabashed awe*
Read me some more, master....
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# The crunk nuggets lead directly to the super flange injection intake valves.
*knows loads about cars*
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)