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# I have failed ... urrrrghh *slump*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# well the packs are clearly labelled
you've only got yourself to blame
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# That's not clear labelling it just says "Not for Girls"
and what is the best way to ensure women buy it - tell them they can't have it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# this is a tactic i use to woo ladies
i shout FUCK OFF NO GET DOWN YOU DOG whenever any woman comes within three feet
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Only works if you have something worth wanting dear ;) haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# that's true
this is why i'm so crushingly lonely
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# oh if only you'd cultivated some sort of wonderous tallent as a youngster
like being able to kick a ball into a net... or make wire reverberate pleasingly... then everything would have been different!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# it works for Gok Wang
he's not really gay!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I suspected this
he get's to look at women naked and tells them they look fantastic - he's just oogling their tits!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# it's when he starts licking their nipples
that the illusion is totally ruined...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# *illusion ruined*
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)