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# End of term isn't it?
2 weeks of fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Fail in a chokky egg.
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# I had a whole medium Cadburys buttons egg yesterday
First chocolate I've had since christmas and I was promptly very very sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Maybe you should have had Lindt instead
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Possibly, but it was given to me.
I always give people lindt chocolates, normally the hugemongous lindt bunnies, but I've struggled to find them for the last 2 years so I have to give the smaller ones :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I think they've been procreating overhere. They're everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Nah, these things were huge
The ones you see everywhere are 100g and 200g sizes, these ones I used to buy for people weighed in at 1kg.

I have only found them online but there is no way I'm paying £30 + p&p for Christmas II.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# You can get them from Costco
and I saw some in a corner shop type place (Spar I think) which means THEY probably got them from Costco too.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Easter Eggs are getting stupid.
I saw a Stig from Top Gear one in M&S the other day (Like Lidl's for all you peasants).
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# Someone requested a chocolate dog instead of a rabbit in a dept store here, yesterday
I also saw a Bob the Builder egg. Bloody hell!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# it's ruining the simple message of easter
which is to nail people to trees and have them die slowly if they won't convert to christianity

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# That's ok. If they don't convert to christianity, they'll get their fingers cut off for not converting to Islam
*burns own embassy
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# ah why stop at their fingers!
they aren't muslim so it doesn't matter what you do to them!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I want an egg made from rabbit.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I like this idea.
*manufactures and sells
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# oh FFS... You're right, it is... crapping hell....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# oh crap, next week will be the worst,
this is the week they get bored, stumble on B3ta and sign up
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)