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# ok :)
hello every one :)

how are you?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I am doing alright considering I have spent the day reading about how to measure respiratory function.
You?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Good grief...
Why were you doing that?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# to judge who is making those heavy breathing phone calls
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I wouldn't mind if they stayed on the line long enough for me to finish off
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
you bad man...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# 'Ideas'
why dont you call them instead

try the asthmatics society or something
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I'd give him an 8.9
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# This training scheme is vastly overoptimistic,
and expects me to learn everything about it in two weeks.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# What is it you're training to do?
If I may make so bold as to ask?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Medical Physics.
I'm doing Physiological Measurement for the next 3 months
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Goodness!
A proper professional person!

*is impressed*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
#
professional person trainee
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Well, it's a damn site more 'proper' than the bollocks I do.
trust me on this.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Does it involve measuring willies?
If so, I can help.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# That old excuse, eh?
;-)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# One of my friends from the MSc has apparently been doing urinary measurements recently.
He got to try out the penile cuff and measure his own flow.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# So you piss onto a yardstick
and when the wet bit ends and the dry bit begins on the yardstick, that's the flow.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# The gold standard method is seeing how high up the urinal wall you can piss
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# feel free :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# place person in water
count bubbles until bubbles stop

bubbles=respitory

continue with fresh live subjects
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# It'll save the NHS a fortune
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# dont worry they will waste it anyway
my mrs is on a course today for giving drugs inside your cheeks - mouth that is

a whole day for this...when they wont pay the extra for this type of drug so she usually sticks them up their bum anyway
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I'm ok, just a bit of a couldn't be arsed to work today
and now I've got a pain in the arse of working out tomorrow.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I've spent mine reading statistics on sight defects dependant on age
So I feel your pain.

However, I'm mostly good.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# *checks with everyone*
We're pretty good, apart from the flouncing veggie down there *points* v
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# ah, good good, so all normal then :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# pretty much, yep.
:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Oooh
I shall investigate
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Fine . . . on the verge of being myself again . . .
how's your camera holding up ?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Camera is doing well, just hoping my wide angle lens and polarising filter turn up before easter
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Happy after ordering around GBP17 000 worth of choccies and biccies
That should keep me going for three weeks or so.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# £17K or £17?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Thousand
I don't use the "K" thing. It's so... Essex :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Hello!
I jut broke a glass bottle and now I'm cleaning my screen with a sponge
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# christy, you ok?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Aye
I should have mentioned, the 2 acts were totally unrelated :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I don't want to know what is on your screen, that mean you have to use a sponge
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)