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*is suitably impressed*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

*hug* hello sweetheart.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

*twirls the Cap'n round for a quick tango*

Edit: Although not with those shoes, mind.
Edit Edit: The blokes shoes ;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

Both sets of shoes are GORGEOUS, though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

Alright, if you insist...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

I love spats....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

bah da dah dah duhduh duhduh

you're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully pretty - you know that I'd do anything for you...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

*double basses*

EDIT: thanks now I just look stupid.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

yeah - sorry

I remembered I preferred that bit.

Let the record show that I ninjad my post and that it used to say

*puts on reading glasses and reads from notes*

"I love you let's go. Solid gold."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

We should go dancing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

that would be nice

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

B3ta jazz contingent.

OH MY. This now must be done.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

it would fucking rule on high

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

THANK YOU.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

Which is the Jazz you can dance to?

Because I certainly imagine you'd have some difficulty dancing along to Giant Steps.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

soft, nice jazz. Danceable jazz.

You can dance to anything, so long as you don't mind looking odd.

I should have put money on you asking that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

Wouldn't really know, I only dance along to music about the house when I'm on my own so I'd venture I always look odd anyway.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

I actually cannot imagine you dancing.

All I get is you shaking a leg about and looking annoyed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

See what you've done there is confused being socially inept with being a grumpy curmudgeon.

Though I suspect the latter is a much more credible aura to associate with.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

I think I just like imagining people in the most endearing light possible.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

I imagine that's a stretch for me.

"Well he's got a beard...that's quite good............"

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

I've known far greater cunts in my time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

The man who believes in ghosts sees ghosts everywhere.

The man who believes in cunts, sees cunts everywhere.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

What a lucky man he is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

Well, I say, not ^ that, then.

Quite easy, really.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

Niiiiiiiiiice.....

/ac

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

Captain Mardy up there

doesn't have to come if he doesn't want to.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

Just seems odd,

That since John Coltrane also recorded Blue Train, which has some eminently dance-able tracks on it, why one would then choose some wall of noise bump & squeak (Bad Miles Davies-esque) stuff as an example.

Oh well. Never mind.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

I dance to most things, to be fair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

Bump & Squeak 'Jazz'

is where I would draw the line. A little way back from there, in all honesty.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

Eh?

Sorry was this about me mentioning Giant Steps? I don't see what's wrong with liking Modal Jazz.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

Nope, it was more about dance-able Jazz.

Which as you very correctly pointed out Giant Steps wasn't.

There is nothing wrong with liking Modal Jazz. Each to his/her/it's own.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

there is nothing wrong with those shoes

... for the Tango. Maybe they might look out of place in the co-op

do you have the co-op down South or is it something only us righteous Northerners have?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

Tango would look out of place in the Co-Op?

What madness is this?

Edit: We do their advertising, I'll have you know...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

not the fizzy sugar based drink

the dance

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

I could have sworn you meant....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

I probably did

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)