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# Shake it baby
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# HEY
Are YOU some sort of possible meerkat?*
Do YOU want to look exactly like yourself, only slightly disturbing?
Buy NEW HOVERMASK!


*edit: fuck yeah, check me with my animal spotting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# *is suitably impressed*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# :D
*hug* hello sweetheart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# *twirls the Cap'n round for a quick tango*


Edit: Although not with those shoes, mind.
Edit Edit: The blokes shoes ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Both sets of shoes are GORGEOUS, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Alright, if you insist...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I love spats....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# bah da dah dah duhduh duhduh
you're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully pretty - you know that I'd do anything for you...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# *double basses*
EDIT: thanks now I just look stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# yeah - sorry
I remembered I preferred that bit.

Let the record show that I ninjad my post and that it used to say

*puts on reading glasses and reads from notes*

"I love you let's go. Solid gold."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# :D
We should go dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# :D
that would be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# B3ta jazz contingent.
OH MY. This now must be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# it would fucking rule on high
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# THANK YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Which is the Jazz you can dance to?
Because I certainly imagine you'd have some difficulty dancing along to Giant Steps.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# soft, nice jazz. Danceable jazz.
You can dance to anything, so long as you don't mind looking odd.

I should have put money on you asking that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Wouldn't really know, I only dance along to music about the house when I'm on my own so I'd venture I always look odd anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I actually cannot imagine you dancing.
All I get is you shaking a leg about and looking annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# See what you've done there is confused being socially inept with being a grumpy curmudgeon.
Though I suspect the latter is a much more credible aura to associate with.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I think I just like imagining people in the most endearing light possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I imagine that's a stretch for me.
"Well he's got a beard...that's quite good............"
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I've known far greater cunts in my time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# The man who believes in ghosts sees ghosts everywhere.
The man who believes in cunts, sees cunts everywhere.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# What a lucky man he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Well, I say, not ^ that, then.
Quite easy, really.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Niiiiiiiiiice.....
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Captain Mardy up there
doesn't have to come if he doesn't want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Just seems odd,
That since John Coltrane also recorded Blue Train, which has some eminently dance-able tracks on it, why one would then choose some wall of noise bump & squeak (Bad Miles Davies-esque) stuff as an example.

Oh well. Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I dance to most things, to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Bump & Squeak 'Jazz'
is where I would draw the line. A little way back from there, in all honesty.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Eh?
Sorry was this about me mentioning Giant Steps? I don't see what's wrong with liking Modal Jazz.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Nope, it was more about dance-able Jazz.
Which as you very correctly pointed out Giant Steps wasn't.

There is nothing wrong with liking Modal Jazz. Each to his/her/it's own.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# there is nothing wrong with those shoes
... for the Tango. Maybe they might look out of place in the co-op

do you have the co-op down South or is it something only us righteous Northerners have?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Tango would look out of place in the Co-Op?
What madness is this?

Edit: We do their advertising, I'll have you know...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# not the fizzy sugar based drink
the dance
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I could have sworn you meant....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I probably did
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# haha hovermast ftw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# do YOU enjoy standing directly behind someone?
and I mean DIRECTLY behind them so no one can see you or nothing like that?

then maybe you're some sort of Ninja or maybe an Italian
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# oooo - pin the face on the meerkat
can i play?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Compare the Meerkat! Dot Com!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# yes! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# *administers pin*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# auchie
*sobs in a manly macho way*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# hahah!!!
seemkat!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Seams fine to me...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Simples!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# mwreeeeep!!
(supposed to be that noise he makes)
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# CEARFULL!

His mask is about to fall off!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Meerkats yes!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha
dirty meerkat spanking his stick of joy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)