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[challenge entry] I'm probably going to Politically Correct hell for this, but it had to be done.
I am so going to hell...
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(Astatine, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:18, archived)
# A word of comedy art.
I laughed out loud, which is good. Thankyou.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:21, archived)
# It's political correctness
gone mad
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)
# see
it's working. say something rude about asylum seekers now...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:28, archived)
# fruitcakes the lot of them.
I mean, I sort of understand trainspotting, but what twat goes around hunting for old madhouses?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)
# quality
Although it did take me a few mins.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Oh gawd
I can't believe it took me that long!

W/Y/H!

I'm not sure Bowie actually counts though - the guy is on record as saying he did so many drugs he'd have slept with anything
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Eddie Izzard certainly doesn't
He's a lesbian in a man's body! (He likes girls)
(psychobabble, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Which is why...
...he isn't batting for the other team.
(Astatine, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Sorry, I'm a gimp
I'm sure there was a team listing on the bottom before?
(psychobabble, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:55, archived)
# No, wait...
D. Bowie caught by D. Bowie?

Or is he playing for both sides...?
(psychobabble, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)
# And that's
why he's batting for our side.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:44, archived)